Back for more brutal, pan-cracking action are your own ALTERNIA ADORABLOODTHIRSTIES! Let’s hope for a repeat of the last jam with its record-setting point total racked up by that cute kitty on wheels, ARSENICCATNIP. The SCOURGE SISTERS are finally back on the track from their back-to-back penalties and ready to smash some more faces for your viewing pleasure.
With team manager CARCINOGENETICIST fully tranquilized and situated off-screen, we’re ready to begin the second period of this trollerderby extravaganza!
The Alternia Adorabloodthirsties - Derbystuck