Your name is KANKRI VANTAS and as Gryffindor prefect and aspiring head boy, you stand as a glimmering beacon for disadvantaged trolls, humans, and non-identifying sentient creatures everywhere. You keep a small number of INTERESTS, mostly limited to THE HISTORY OF MAGIC, SCHOOL CLUBS, and reminding your fellow students of the steep hurdles you have overcome due to your UNDERPRIVILEGED DOUBLE-WHAMMY of MUGGLE-BORN and OFF-HEMOSPECTRUM.
You are the founder of The Society (Despite the Problematic Historical Associations with Formal Organizations of Privileged Individuals in Groups) to Discuss and Identify Oppressed Groups Within Wizards and “Muggles” (Very Problematic Term, Under-Magicked Persons is Preferred). Aka SDPHAFOPIGDIOGWWMVPTUMPP, which unfortunately will not fit onto one pin. You are also its primary attendee, along with fellow prefect ARANEA SERKET and occasionally CRONUS AMPORA who you question is really interested in organized privilege at all, not that you would ever judge.
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your older brother is EMBARRASSING AS ALL FUCK.